‘She spoiled everything, so I did too’: To get back at her entitled co-worker, woman decides to spoil the ending of her favorite book

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    Be a garbage human being? I'll spoil something you love.
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    TW: I don't think this is required as the book is nearly 20 years old, but Harry Potter spoiler for anyone who is young / reads at the pace of a snail.
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    I worked in the mail room of a bank in 2005. I say mail room, it was a section of the office floor that was surrounded by baffle boards to make an area we could sort mail in. Side note: the best part of the job was stacking the mail onto a little trolley and delivering it
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    around the floor - meant I got paid to be offered biscuits and have banter with lots of people. One side of the mail room was a telephony department that handled all the secured collection calls, and since it
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    was the only telephony department near us we could hear every word from the staff. There was one woman who was particularly loud and super obnoxious, let's call her Brenda.
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    Brenda was horrible. She has zero empathy and would refuse to budge to help people who were going through financial difficulties (I get that there is a limit to what you can do, but she seemed to relish the pain of people) and had a major attitude problem. The
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    issue was, she was great friends with the manager so nothing ever seemed to be said to her and she continued being a dill hole. The worst thing about Brenda was what she did between calls. She would
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    laugh at our customers and talk about them. 'Can you believe that idiot?! Just cause your man left you and your kids doesn't mean you don't have to pay your credit card?!', 'Boo hoo! That customers mum died - she probably died of embarrassment for
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    having such a pack of a son!' - you get the picture; a garbage human. Now about me. I was a huge Harry Potter nerd. Went to get the books at midnight on release date type person. I also, would stay up all night after the release and finish the book before I went to sleep.
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    One day, just after the release of Half- Blood Prince, which I had finished, Brenda was telling her colleagues how much she was loving the book and that she couldn't wait to finish. She wasn't far into it from what she was saying.
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    I emailed my friend who worked in Mortgages, who was also a HP nerd and thought Brenda was a k. I explained and he practically ran to my desk. We waited for her to finish on a call with a customer, then started loudly gushing about how shocked,
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    devastated and saddened we were when Snape pushed Dumbledore from the Astronomy Tower. How could Snape mer Dumbledore while Harry was frozen under his invisibility cloak?! The puffin!!!
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    She went mental. She came round and glared at us but there was all else she could do. She still continued being a dok but I got lots of satisfaction from that encounter.
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    PLACE Shmokeahontis. 16 min. ago Love it! The Slytherin in me would have looked her dead in the eye and listed off spoilers like bulletpoints.
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    Onk ugly_girl_doll OP. 15 min. ago so not as 32 I'm a Hufflepuff bados as you
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    Inner-Ad-9928. 1 min. ago I think normal people who don't enjoy spoilers just plug their ears with their fingers and hum "la la la la la la" until it seems over? Just me? No worries!
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    IndependenceNo2060 · 31 min. ago Good for you, standing up to cruelty with kindness.
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    Onk ugly_girl_doll OP - 20 min. ago It's the Hufflepuff in me
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    YOU CRAZY SON RITCH. YOU D ehConflicted Canadian 3 days ago As a true HP nerd, I appreciate the magical pettiness of this immensely. Sure would be an O on your O.W.L
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    Drewherondale. 2 days ago Amazing, I would have gone insane if someone spoilered these plot twists to me
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    Claydameyer 3 days ago That's some great pettiness right there. Well done.

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